My News Years Resolution

My New Years resolution is to not have a new years resolution. Why would I need a new years resolution? I don't mean to sound self centered but I am perfect and I don't need to change. January is the month that everybody tries as hard as they can to make a change in their life. Whether it is starting a diet or a weekly workout routine, it is the month when the gyms packed and fast food restaurants are in the red. However I don't need to start hitting up the gym because I have a naturally perfect physique. Oddly enough I am skinny and tall, my diet consists of trans fats and fun. No matter what I eat and how much of it I don't gain weight thus I don't need to hit that gym up because isn't the point of going to the gym is to lose weight? Yesterday I told someone about my Lack of New years resolution, they laughed and I didn't, He realized I wasn't joking and told me something that will stick with me for all of next week "Sir, your cup is full." I didn't really understand what he meant when he said this but it seems heavy and important so I thought I should include it. My genius has built quite a reputation, today I was asked if a set of all sets contain itself?  I confidently answered yes. I am don’t know why he asked me this but I think it had a strange consulted point. Anyways today My English teach told me that I couldn’t have less than 300 words on my assignment. This challenge of my superiority was not taken lightly thus I tried as hard as could to have less than 300 words and still pass.