My News Years Resolution

My New Years resolution is to not have a new years resolution. Why would I need a new years resolution? I don't mean to sound self centered but I am perfect and I don't need to change. January is the month that everybody tries as hard as they can to make a change in their life. Whether it is starting a diet or a weekly workout routine, it is the month when the gyms packed and fast food restaurants are in the red. However I don't need to start hitting up the gym because I have a naturally perfect physique. Oddly enough I am skinny and tall, my diet consists of trans fats and fun. No matter what I eat and how much of it I don't gain weight thus I don't need to hit that gym up because isn't the point of going to the gym is to lose weight? Yesterday I told someone about my Lack of New years resolution, they laughed and I didn't, He realized I wasn't joking and told me something that will stick with me for all of next week "Sir, your cup is full." I didn't really understand what he meant when he said this but it seems heavy and important so I thought I should include it. My genius has built quite a reputation, today I was asked if a set of all sets contain itself?  I confidently answered yes. I am don’t know why he asked me this but I think it had a strange consulted point. Anyways today My English teach told me that I couldn’t have less than 300 words on my assignment. This challenge of my superiority was not taken lightly thus I tried as hard as could to have less than 300 words and still pass.

favorite winter holiday memory?

Once every few years we drive up to Vancouver for one week to spend christmas with the entire family, a 14 hour trip in a small car for with 5 other people makes anyone question why they decided to vist there distant family but the second we step inside the familiar and beautiful home we are greeted with hugs and similes from familiar faceless and we instantly forget the horrors we encountered on the car ride up. My aunts are cooking in the kitchen and the smell of turkey and stuffing fills the air. According to are families tradition the youngest has to say grace something that i have fortunately avoided most of my life, Grace is something that takes place at everyones table but as soon as it starts we all just want it to end so that we can start eating. The room is filled with stuffed faces and laughter as stories are being told and food is being eaten. This meal makes the drive worth it and reminds us how much we love are relatives. the next day we get up extra early, as i eat my breakfast with tired eyes we prepare to go to whistler for the rest of the holiday to do one big family ski vacation. Well me and my brothers and relatives explore the huge mountain, my aunts and uncles explore the village. We meet up at the end of the day tired from skiing or shopping to head to the nearest restaurant that we think can handle all 15 of us. We don't go toVancouver to spend time with the rest of the family often but when we do it is always memorable and is always my favorite way to spend the christmas holidays because nothing is better then eating to much and spending time with your family and friends.